ONE FAIR 4/6
He said: Suppose you are blind. How would you see the art fair? I said: I am blind. [ noises of the train entering a tunnel ] I yelled: I am blind ! He said: Babe, I am not deaf.
Three days later, I said: here is a compilation of snippets of overhead conversations I have gleaned at the fair as a blind blogger not a deaf one.
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It looks great from a certain distance.
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He is afraid to lose his suffering.
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What a great booth ! Congratulations !
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I put on my shoes twenty hours ago.
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Do whatever you want with me, I am your bitch !
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He did nothing apart dying.
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I can’t hear you, my wheels are too loud.
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I don’t have a blogger’s life.
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We don’t have internet, we don’t have toilets.
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It’s kinda good to know that you can take your dog at the fair.
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Did you see the naked guy with the small champagne bottle at the opening?
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Wearing sunglasses is actually an honest way to visit a fair.
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Who told you to come here?
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You have to drink a lot.
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It’s a great booth: nobody is there.
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I just do what is written !
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I am not risking anything for the ideas of others.
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He is trying to find a connection. It’s not his day.
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It’s more Esso than Aesop.
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She is like a dragqueen on a high hill.
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My work is dark. I take dark pictures in dark places.
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Make Rothko Siffredi hot again.
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Please tell me stories, at least lies.
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It’s not complicated, it’s long.
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What are they doing? Working !
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I wanted to be an actor, now I am a gallerist.
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Say yes, not guess.
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You should try black magic, Turin is the perfect place for that !
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The artist prefers not to explain her work, it’s a statement.
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She is at the border, if you see what I mean.
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Marc was there !
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You look depressed. I am real good, just don’t talk about Liste.
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She is not an avatar, her parents came at the opening.
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The moment I told him ‘basta cosi’, he was into me.
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I already curated 500 exhibitions.
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The smell of the melt.
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What did she tell you? That my phone is changing the molecules of her food.
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It’s brilliant: you think you are missing something great !
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Let’s go there and be hated together.
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It means:
- if you are: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_rse3Ql-23Y
- reading this : https://twitter.com/search?q=loic%20prigent&src=typd
- it’s too late: http://www.artissima.it/site/
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Great…